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RIP King Joffrey
With the second episode of `Game of Thrones`, it all ended for Joffrey Baratheon. And as much as we loved to see him die, we would also miss him terribly on the show. Believe it or not, we love to hate Joffrey and that too so much that we actually want him on the show back.
The show will of course lose a bit of sadism touch that Joffrey managed to give. And the reactions from everybody will be quite varied. So, here are few of the many reactions that an incident like this would create:
1.`Game of Thrones` Fans: Now that King Joffrey is dead, who will we loathe now? Like really! Eight episodes left. That must have been a lot of pressure for George R.R Martin.
2.Tyrion Lannister fans: This is how we feel right now! The moment that we all were waiting for. Epic!
3. Joffrey haters: Told ya! Such a shame though!
4. Margaery Tyrell: Now I need find a new king to marry...AGAIN! Poor Queen Margaery!
5.Sansa Stark: Bitches Be Like! Yay!
6.Jaime Lannister: No idea who to cry for: My nephew or my son. Or not cry at all! Fuck this shit! Fuck Joffrey Lannister Baratheon!
7. Starks: Debt paid, regards sent!
8.Daenerys Targeryen: Well, that`s my cue!
9.Jon Snow: I still know nothing.
10.George R.R. Martin: So, finally everybody is happy now. Well, not any longer! *Evil Laughter*
11. Hound: Well, all in good time! It kind of saved me the trouble.
12. Arya: Goddamn! I was supposed to choke Joffrey to death. *Disappointed*
13. Dragon: What does the dragon say? `Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!` Who the fuck cares?
14. Late realisation: Wait what? Joffrey was actually your favourite character? Aw shucks!
15. Question of the hour: Now who will #TakeTheThrone?
16.Half of the world: This is what we want! One step over. Now behead him. Long live the dwarf! *Victory Dance*
17.Tywin Lannister: `Any man who must say `I am the king` is no true king.`He practically called for it. Now let`s practically handle it. :/
So, finally a toast to the left ones in the Lannister family: the dwarf, the cripple and the Mother of Madness. Let`s see whose turn comes next!Also, here`s to please the sadist in you: `Hellelujah!`
`Game of Thrones` is a series by HBO based on the George R.R. Martin `A Song of Ice And Fire`. Airs every Sunday on HBO Defined at 9pm.
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